Wednesday, October 14, 2009

QUOTABLE ARDEN



Every morning I find pee in Arden's toilet and every morning I ask her why she doesn't flush. Time and time again she says that she went in the middle of the night and didn't want to wake anyone up. I've explained to her ad nauseum that her room is across the house and that nobody will hear it. But she continues to insist that she's doing it as a courtesy to us. But today I noticed that there was no toilet paper in the toilet and I asked her why she didn't wipe either. She turned to me with a straight face and said, "I'm a loud wiper."

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